Funny Stuff
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Answer:
They'd crack each other up
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
Answer:
She was a little horse
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer:
She wanted to go to high school
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer:
A Thunder-wear
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer:
A pork chop.
What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish?
Answer:
This tastes a little funny
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Answer:
Because 9, 8, 7
Why do bees have sticky hair
Answer:
They use honeycombs