CORPORATE LESSON 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,
quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she
opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she
says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that towel
that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in
front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands
over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good
fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the! $ 800 he owes me?"

MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your
stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!

CORPORATE LESSON 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The
priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
Nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to
remove his hand.
However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on,
while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest
apologised. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak." Arriving at the
convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible
and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you
will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in
your job; or, you might miss great opportunities!


CORPORATE LESSON 3
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his
hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly, Sir"
said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the
paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the
CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one
copy."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows
everything.