You know the world is going crazy when the best  rapper is a white guy,  the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
 
 - Chris Rock

You know you are really broke in a crazy world when...

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

You wash your toilet paper.

You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.

You have to save up to be poor.

On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.

Crazy technology in a modern world

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

12. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.